From the LADbible 'After travelling for a number of months before arriving in Queenstown, I was often grateful, when using Hostel Showers, if someone had left their shower gel or shampoo in the shower. This meant I could use their precious resources, whilst savouring the last few drops of my own stuff. My lifelong best mate, and travelling Partner in crime, viewed this completely differently. Rather than a blessing, he treated it as suspicious. He would often comment, “Why would someone leave a full bottle of head and shoulders in the shower?” He would normally conclude, “They must have pissed in it, and they want to get you.” So Whilst in Queenstown, NZ he took it upon himself to w*nk into someone’s nearly full bottle of head and shoulders, filling it with his lovely baby making love juice. Excited at the thought of someone giving themselves an unsuspected facial, he did nothing but sing “head, shoulders, j*zz on face, j*zz on face. Head shoulders, j*zz on face, and eyes and ears and nose and mouth. Head, shoulders, j*zz on face."
Hehe, that's exactly what we do when we play rugby away. Jizz in ya shower gell an leave it for the home team to use after training
Some years ago, Police in Suffolk were given an anonymous tip that the Chilli Sauce was a bit "off piste" in an Ipswich late night Kebab shop. They raided the shop in question and confiscated the chilli sauce. Tests showed that the sauce contained semen from several different sources including human. The management of the shop were prosecuted and the Ipswich shop was shut down. Just remember this when some pissed up twat in the takeaway is giving it large with the Stavros impressions on Saturday night at 1am... "Chilli sauce with Your Kebab Sir?" :toss:
