Moment of madness

So did I. Different night though.

 

And whilst you two were out trying his mates missus......
Guess who was round your places "attending to the needs" of your appreciative & enthusiastic better halves.

 

You swing both ways too? Who knew!?

 

I live with my grandad.

 

is that you Triplex.???

 

I just ate some loft insulation...it wasn't cotton candy like the man said....my stomach's itchy :?

 

I love lamp...

 

I'm just gonna throw this out there and if you like it hang on to it if not throw it back.....I wanna be on you..

 

I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Long and hard and up the batty!

 

It's the new fragrance called Sex panther studies show that it works 60% of the time all the time...

 

I was feeling horny last night so I sneaked around your house to shag your mum.
Decided to spice things up a bit so left the lights off, climbed in the bed and did her up the ass.

Saw your dad the next morning.... he was walking cowgirl!

 

Your mum is so fat the other day I was riding down the road and swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol...

 

So, how much are return flights currently ?

 

Les Dawson lives!

 

...and has her own postcode...

 

OK fellas - who has accidentally gone into the ladies bog. Me

 

Funniest thread yet!!!

 

Accidentally or on purpose or was it to change into something sexy

 

Hmmm, I reckon accidentally.!

Actually I believe she does usually use the Men's room, just for the thrill (& maybe the occasional sneaky peak).

 

I've had a lot of sex with ladies, in the ladies toilets.
Does put you off a bit when someone is dropping the kids off in the next cubicle while your going for it